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Parasyte who lived for 140 years

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Translation + Context

FT = ForbiddenTome โ€” tap to see Korean slang explained

This man's hair is actually a parasitic organism.

Happy birthday, (great-great) grandfather

A 100th birthday celebration?! That's amazing!

Actually, this man's biological age is 140 years old.

Up until this day, the number he has eaten

is 23 people.

If you add up all the humans,

Hiro Kawa Market helped him so he could be registered as a resident.

From that point on, he already intended to stop eating humans.

I'm not "John."

Aahhh!

Why is Yamawaki here?

Boss, you were pretty drunk at the company dinner yesterday. You dragged me to your place, and I think you confused me with your old dog named "John" that you've been raising for a while.

You kept saying "Sit!" "Stay!" and ordering me around, but when I tried to leave, you cried, so I had no choice but to keep doing this.

Ouch!

Me? Seriously?

All night long like that

Really

Sitting there

I'm sorry.

?

If you're feeling better now, I should probably head back.

Hey, um...

What's this? My foot...

Well, if it's okay...

I can't feel anything.

Before you go, wanna grab some food first? I'll make you breakfast.

Looks like Yamawaki's feet are super numb lol

It's similar to the typical "breakfast" you see in books.

It contains balanced nutrition.

Do you eat (breakfast) like this?

If you like it, cooking

and eating

Come to think of it, this female has good skin. She consistently gets balanced nutrition so toxins don't accumulate much in her skin

She doesn't seem to smoke or use drugs. There's no smell of that at all

I've never seen her late to work

Amazing

This woman is hygienic and

has really solid living habits.

Let's get married.

Every morning I want to eat your smile sirup.

But we've only been dating for like

three months?

And I'm already 36 years old this year.

Nita and that guy are like almost ten years older than me.

Actually, if we're just talking physically, I'm the older one compared to her.

And honestly, I'm not that confident about my looks either.

There are younger and prettier girls out there, so why of all people

Yeah.

I get it. But this is clear. For me...

Nita Ro

Health is my top priority, you know!

With you, I could probably live 100 years, or rather, definitely... even 140 years

Please take care of me.

Girl kid rap.

How should I name my child?

Doesn't it not matter what you name the kid?

Sorry.

It was the first time he thought a human could kill him.

Yoshiko stops crying the moment dad shows up.

Hey, mom? Why did you marry dad?

Right, I wonder how that happened

Seriously though, dad is kinda creepy.

He doesn't look like a person, more like some kind of bug

Not at all

When eating

Even once seeing dad laugh

Nope!

Always

Emotionally

Happy

Seriously

Ever seen?

Showing

Not even a single grain

Isn't it?

Doesn't have

And seriously doesn't have a single wrinkle! No gray hair either! At that age!

Dad seems like he just has a cool personality at first glance, but when you look closer, he's not a person but like some kind of statue or something.

Seriously a weird person

Indeed, that's right. Should've changed his physical appearance to match his age.

First, wrinkles under the eyes

Then

A few gray hairs on the head

Creates them

Makes them appear

Yikes!

Oh my, good heavens!

This is. overdoing it

What's going on?! Dad, why did you suddenly get old?!

This is crazy what the heck is this?!

Change it back

Dad what

Did you throw away

Did you go through a time machine warp or something?!

Gosh, our daughter

us

Say "Grandma"!

Grandchild!

It's just the two of us again, honey.

I'll eat well!

Won't you eat some, Father? I put quite a bit of effort into this...

This won't do.

Living together until 140 years old is gonna be rough.

Sorry for breaking my promise, honey.

I don't think I ever made that kind of promise though...

The bones are left so clean.

Which bone should we start with?

Well, let's start with us

If we divide it up, that should work, right?

The families of the deceased would collect the bones of the dead and eat them as a custom

I mean, like, you'd either eat just small pieces that way, or grind it up

Really?

That's how it used to be.

You'd mix it in water and drink it and stuff.

That way, the body of the deceased becomes one with the surviving family members.

This taste has been a while

So, your father-in-law has been cooking everything himself by hand ever since then?

Well, that's what he says.

According to my father, no matter what I make, the nutrition isn't balanced or something like that.

He's completely obsessed with eating healthy meals.

He's a refined gentleman who doesn't drink alcohol or smoke.

He's never even eaten out a single time.

He has no idea how to enjoy life. I don't even know what pleasure he finds in living.

I wish I'd just learned how to cook from mom while she was alive.

Vrooom Kubu

The only meaning of our species' survival is to humans

An existence that can't even reproduce on its own...

'Is all we do just parasitize?

I'll eat well / Thank you for the meal

What am I living for

No matter how hard I think about it, I can't find the answer.

Just one thing, that I am this human's

Ah. That's right. I'd forgotten for so long.

Only that "command" that seeped into my mind when I took away the body. Thatโ€”.

Eat this bastard

So... I kn...

Huh? Where did Kenta go?

I'm gonna eat... ...

I don't know

*slurp sound*

slaps aahhh

How did you do that, Grandpa?

That's so cool!

Do it one more time please!

Grandpa!

Grandpa?

Or at least let's try getting delivery food once, yeah!

Dad! Let's eat out just once, okay?!

There's so much to eat - pizza, steak,

Meals with unbalanced nutrition

won't do.

Lobster too

for health

exist!

Why worry about that stuff

isn't good.

The meals mom makes are always well-balanced. That's the way it should be.

Yoshiko, you've gotten chubby lately.

And you never go to bed early - you're always sleeping in in the morning.

Dinner

Ugh, this old geezer is seriously outdated!

Done!

I put in a lot!

What did you say, Dad?

Excellent.

It's nothing.

I'll eat!

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Pure love, pure love

8 comments

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I wish there was also a doujin where Yoko (the teacher) and Mamoru (the one with the parasyte on his chin) escape, marry Yasu, and have a kid...

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Living as a monster but dying as a humanโ€”that's actually pretty good lol

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A parasyte losing control and busting out creampies?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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wait hold up, 140 YEARS?? that thing should've gotten a netflix documentary or something lmao

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The part where they feel alive through the baby's name is hilarious lmao

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so a parasite gets 140 years but we're out here worried about getting to 100, nature really said 'i do what i want'

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Humans are just food!

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i'm sorry but if a parasite can live longer than any human ever has, maybe we're doing life wrong ๐Ÿ’€

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this is actually insane, imagine being a parasite and just vibing for over a century while we're stressed about rent

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nah this can't be real, parasites don't even live that long according to my biology class... unless this is like a special mutation or smth

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