Internet Censorship Template

Government: "Starting July 1st, apply still image illegal filming detection and identification technology." Operator: "OK so what do I do?" Government: "Prepare GPU servers." Operator: "?" Government: "Install NVIDIA drivers." Operator: "??" Government: "Also install Docker and NVIDIA Docker." Operator: "But we're just a humor forum?" Government: "You need CUDA-supported GPUs." Operator: "GPU prices are insane right now because of AI?" Government: "Figure it out yourself." Operator: "I got a server quote and it costs as much as a car?" Government: "Figure it out yourself." Operator: "The delivery time? Earliest is August?" Government: "Starting July 1st." Operator: "But the server arrives in August?" Government: "Starting July 1st." Operator: "Did you negotiate with the laws of physics?" Government: "Figure it out yourself." Operator: "Should I just buy used GPUs?" Government: "Consider licensing and stability issues too." Operator: "New ones aren't available, used ones are sketchy, cloud is expensive, I have less than a month left, and I'm crying?" Government: "Figure it out yourself." Operator: "But our site just has memes and jokes posted on it?" Government: "Integrate with public DNA databases." Operator: "I'm the only developer?" Government: "Create blocking logic." Operator: "???" Government: "Keep logs for 3 years." Operator: "Do I need to buy hard drives too?" Government: "Set up reporting and deletion processes." Operator: "I'm the only customer service rep too?" Government: "Prepare performance evaluations." Operator: "When does this start?" Government: "July 1st, 2026." Operator: "But today is June 4th, 2026?" Government: "Figure it out yourself." Operator: "Does Google, X, Discord, Telegram have to do the same?" Government: "Legally yes, they're subject to this." Operator: "But can it actually be enforced??" Government: "..." Operator: "So you're only screwing over domestic sites, right??" Government: "This is to prevent illegal filming." Operator: "Yeah, that should obviously be done. But how many cases of this actually happen on domestic real-name sites? You can't properly catch it on overseas anonymous platforms but you want to slap GPU servers on domestic sites? Does that make sense??" Government: "It's to protect victims." Operator: "I agree we need to protect victims. But if you kill domestic operators with ineffective methods, users just move overseas and the real dangerous distribution channels stay open anyway. Have you even done a Google or X search?" Government: "Anyway, it's July 1st."